in memory of the great Billy Mays who recently passed...
I ACTUALLY LIKED THIS THING..
I always wanted to wander the streets in a black one, holding a candle and mumbling weird shit...just for fun!
Everyone say this thing didnt work...Im not suprised
The Amazing....
The Stain Slapper
Your Gonna LOVE MY NUTZ
Handy Peel
Sunday, July 26, 2009
A&E's Intervention The Comedy within the Tragedy
Thanks to A&E's we get a glipse into the lives of some very seriously addicted people, While most episodes are a 50/50 mix of "WOW" and "Thats sad", lately the show has begun to suck ass. I have included some hilarious and amazing scenes from the show..
Cristy by far, is the most memorable show..some things just have to be seen and cant be explained.
Enjoy guys...
MustyMildewNutz
Mustynutz@mustyworld.com
On a permanent good one,
CRISTY (CRYSTAL METH)
Cristy had a bright career in front of her as a clothing designer until she got hooked on crystal meth and alcohol at age 13. She gets her money for drugs by stripping in a local bar. Her family has been trying to help for a very long time. Cristy's dad has seen her deteriorate right up to this lowest point. She is on the verge of a psychotic state and has already been diagnosed with a psychological disorder.
ALLISON (HUFFING/INHALING SOLVENTS)
Trauma from childhood caused Allison to quit her aspirations of becoming a doctor halfway through her pre-medical program at college. Allison's parents also got divorced and she started to inhale a compressed gas used as a computer dust remover. The mixture of chemicals is potentially fatal with every use, however, Allison uses up to 10 cans per day. Can Jeff turn Allison's life around?
SYLVIA ( ALCOHOLIC )
DAWN AND FABIAN (METH)
CHARLES (HEROIN)
TAMMI AND DANIEL
NEW ADDICTION
Cristy by far, is the most memorable show..some things just have to be seen and cant be explained.
Enjoy guys...
MustyMildewNutz
Mustynutz@mustyworld.com
On a permanent good one,
CRISTY (CRYSTAL METH)
Cristy had a bright career in front of her as a clothing designer until she got hooked on crystal meth and alcohol at age 13. She gets her money for drugs by stripping in a local bar. Her family has been trying to help for a very long time. Cristy's dad has seen her deteriorate right up to this lowest point. She is on the verge of a psychotic state and has already been diagnosed with a psychological disorder.
ALLISON (HUFFING/INHALING SOLVENTS)
Trauma from childhood caused Allison to quit her aspirations of becoming a doctor halfway through her pre-medical program at college. Allison's parents also got divorced and she started to inhale a compressed gas used as a computer dust remover. The mixture of chemicals is potentially fatal with every use, however, Allison uses up to 10 cans per day. Can Jeff turn Allison's life around?
SYLVIA ( ALCOHOLIC )
DAWN AND FABIAN (METH)
CHARLES (HEROIN)
TAMMI AND DANIEL
NEW ADDICTION
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC..?
Ok, Im sure by now we have seen the TV show MAGIC SECRETS REVEALED, where a guy in a mask reveals how all of our greatest magicians did their tricks...and to me it killed a part of childhood that believed..Here are a few clips that really kill the ability to believe in magic.
How to levitate like an Indian
BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY....LEVITATE LIKE DAVID BLAINE/CRISS ANGEL
HOW TO CUT A WOMAN IN HALF
THE GOOD OLD CIGARETTE THROUGH THE COIN TRICK
DAVID BLAINE STREET MAGIC
THE EARLY YEARS
THE OLD SPINNING HAND TRICK
TOOTHPICK THROUGH THE ARM TRICK (EVEN A KID COULD DO IT)
DISAPPEARING CAR IN HIGH SPEED CHASE
GHOST IN CAR COMMERCIAL
ANYONE REMEMBER THIS?
How to levitate like an Indian
BE THE HIT OF THE PARTY....LEVITATE LIKE DAVID BLAINE/CRISS ANGEL
HOW TO CUT A WOMAN IN HALF
THE GOOD OLD CIGARETTE THROUGH THE COIN TRICK
DAVID BLAINE STREET MAGIC
THE EARLY YEARS
THE OLD SPINNING HAND TRICK
TOOTHPICK THROUGH THE ARM TRICK (EVEN A KID COULD DO IT)
DISAPPEARING CAR IN HIGH SPEED CHASE
GHOST IN CAR COMMERCIAL
ANYONE REMEMBER THIS?
WORLDS DUMBEST CRIMINALS...
Some of these dumb fucks just deserved to go to jail for stupidity...The first idiot I am going to show you suprisingly actually did not get arrested.
RULE #1, Never attempt a break in robbery while drunk
Now these little shits got balls....but no brains
The cops are criminals too...
People....dont videotape your crimes...
ALL I NEED IS ONE GOOD LICK AND IM GOING LEGIT WITH THIS MUSIC THANG
...this idiot tried to cash a 360,000,000,000 dollar check
IDIOT CALLS 911 OVER A DAMN SUBWAY SANDWICH
GANGSTA GRANDMA WILL BUST A CAP IN YA ASS
WHATS IN THE TRUNK?
RULE #1, Never attempt a break in robbery while drunk
Now these little shits got balls....but no brains
The cops are criminals too...
People....dont videotape your crimes...
ALL I NEED IS ONE GOOD LICK AND IM GOING LEGIT WITH THIS MUSIC THANG
...this idiot tried to cash a 360,000,000,000 dollar check
IDIOT CALLS 911 OVER A DAMN SUBWAY SANDWICH
GANGSTA GRANDMA WILL BUST A CAP IN YA ASS
WHATS IN THE TRUNK?
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
STALKERS.....
We all know someone who has been stalked in one way or another...and its scary the lengths people will go. Ever meet someone and tell them nothing about you, but strangely they seem to know everything about you? Or they show up at places you didnt tell them you were going...
The weird hang up phone calls start, or they mention things you didnt tell them. Its a little spooky when someone googles you and suddenly is on all the same social networks you are.
YOU: So how was your day?
stalker: Fine...how was your trip to Reno..?
YOU: its was great....wait...HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS IN RENO?
stalker: ummm well i googled your name, and when it didnt come up with anything I tried your phone number, then I found your myspace and facebook and twitter, I sent you a message but you havent answered yet. Is your brother doing better...I saw on your updates he broke his arm. Well in one of the picture you posted I saw a casino in the backround, I googled the name of the casino and saw it was in Reno..
*twilight zone music begins*
YOU: Ummmmm....wow, uhhh...yeah it was...fun.
Its a little weird when someone know more about you then you told them, or shows up at places you didnt tell them you would be at. A friend of mine met a girl on Myspace recently..I tried to warn him about it, and now he cant get rid of her. She emails and text's him like 5 times a day.....the chick is a real looney bin
Heres an example
For those dealing with stalkers...here are some tips
Screen people carefully folks....be safe
Mustynutz
The weird hang up phone calls start, or they mention things you didnt tell them. Its a little spooky when someone googles you and suddenly is on all the same social networks you are.
YOU: So how was your day?
stalker: Fine...how was your trip to Reno..?
YOU: its was great....wait...HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS IN RENO?
stalker: ummm well i googled your name, and when it didnt come up with anything I tried your phone number, then I found your myspace and facebook and twitter, I sent you a message but you havent answered yet. Is your brother doing better...I saw on your updates he broke his arm. Well in one of the picture you posted I saw a casino in the backround, I googled the name of the casino and saw it was in Reno..
*twilight zone music begins*
YOU: Ummmmm....wow, uhhh...yeah it was...fun.
Its a little weird when someone know more about you then you told them, or shows up at places you didnt tell them you would be at. A friend of mine met a girl on Myspace recently..I tried to warn him about it, and now he cant get rid of her. She emails and text's him like 5 times a day.....the chick is a real looney bin
Heres an example
For those dealing with stalkers...here are some tips
Screen people carefully folks....be safe
Mustynutz
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
ULTIMATE FAILURE COLLECTION !!!
Dedicated to the biggest failures....a classic collection of WHAT THE FUCK videos and pics...
Enjoy
(best enjoy after smoking, this post is extremely 420 friendly)
Mustynutz
Enjoy
(best enjoy after smoking, this post is extremely 420 friendly)
Mustynutz
Monday, July 13, 2009
SPIDERS.....
TWO WORDS...
FUCK EM
BLACK WIDOW BITE
FUNNEL WEB SPIDER (world most dangerous)
THESE SPIDERS EAT FUCKIN LIZARDS.....AWWW HELL NAW
Tarantula VS Snake
DAMN GOOD FIGHT
IF THAT AINT ENOUGH TO YOU HAVE TO CHECKING TWICE TONIGHT.....SHIT.
FUCK EM
BLACK WIDOW BITE
FUNNEL WEB SPIDER (world most dangerous)
THESE SPIDERS EAT FUCKIN LIZARDS.....AWWW HELL NAW
Tarantula VS Snake
DAMN GOOD FIGHT
IF THAT AINT ENOUGH TO YOU HAVE TO CHECKING TWICE TONIGHT.....SHIT.
SOCIAL NETWORKING WEBSITES...I.E MYSPACE, ETC.
Ok, We all did the myspace thing and every body became friends with strangers...but what happened. Everybody knows somebody whos had "internet drama" with somebody on a damn social networking site. Relationships have been broken up, people have gotten into fights and arguments, wars have been started (the iraq war all started over a myspace comment between Osama and Clinton)...etc.... These websites are the downfall of privacy..or the introduction of knowing too damn much
. I know can find out what everybody is doing, anytime, simply by going online...I know when Brotha Lynch eats dinner, When Ice-T is going to film the next episode of SVU,I can find out when Adam Sandler is going to bed, i know when my friend beat their kids and why, who's sick, whos bored, who's recording, who's high, who reading a new book...etc......who's gonna be at what club...Hell if I was a hitman I could track damn near anyone with just a fucking iphone.
Lets just say I was obsessed with kim kardashian's big voluptuous juicy round brown delicious ass (hypothetically)
and I wanted to try and get a good picture of it, up close and personal...with a few phone calls and checking..according to Twitter shes on her way to the Airport right now, shes scheduled to do a photo shoot for YRB magazine...then shes headed to the airport to fly to South Africa...now, if I really wanted to I could dig deep and find out the shoot location, factor in the nearest airport, check flight times to South Africa.....well you get the point.
There is no privacy anymore, we know too damn much about each other...jeez.
BTW according to Kims twitter she just got a ticket for having smoke colored tail lights and no front license plate, hope the cop drops the charge Kim..Good Luck on the court date ! Something tells me she can afford it.
FACEBOOK
MYSPACE
MYSPACE 2
FLUTTER (TWITTER) This ones really hilarious
Twitter continued...
You get what I'm saying...seems like nowadays everybody wants everybody to know what their doing..and Im guilty. Follow your foul leader
@Mustynutz
Mustynutz@mustyworld.com
. I know can find out what everybody is doing, anytime, simply by going online...I know when Brotha Lynch eats dinner, When Ice-T is going to film the next episode of SVU,I can find out when Adam Sandler is going to bed, i know when my friend beat their kids and why, who's sick, whos bored, who's recording, who's high, who reading a new book...etc......who's gonna be at what club...Hell if I was a hitman I could track damn near anyone with just a fucking iphone.
Lets just say I was obsessed with kim kardashian's big voluptuous juicy round brown delicious ass (hypothetically)
and I wanted to try and get a good picture of it, up close and personal...with a few phone calls and checking..according to Twitter shes on her way to the Airport right now, shes scheduled to do a photo shoot for YRB magazine...then shes headed to the airport to fly to South Africa...now, if I really wanted to I could dig deep and find out the shoot location, factor in the nearest airport, check flight times to South Africa.....well you get the point.
There is no privacy anymore, we know too damn much about each other...jeez.
BTW according to Kims twitter she just got a ticket for having smoke colored tail lights and no front license plate, hope the cop drops the charge Kim..Good Luck on the court date ! Something tells me she can afford it.
MYSPACE
MYSPACE 2
FLUTTER (TWITTER) This ones really hilarious
Twitter continued...
You get what I'm saying...seems like nowadays everybody wants everybody to know what their doing..and Im guilty. Follow your foul leader
@Mustynutz
Mustynutz@mustyworld.com
Sunday, July 12, 2009
VACATION DESTINATIONS CONTINUED....
Lets start with a small floating island off the coast of pier 39 in SF lol...a wonderful retreat from the ordinary and a great restaurant. This 700 ton majestic beauty is a great place to get away, without getting away.
BRAZIL
BERLIN ,PRAGUE,BUDAPEST,MOSCOW, (THE RAPPERS BE SPITTIN SOMETHING VICIOUS)
MIAMI
CABRINI GREENS, CHICAGO ILLINOIS
NEWPORT NEWS, VIRGINIA
MTV Presents....Dirty Cribs
HOOKER PRANK CALL....
( do you take EBT?)
Hooker Prank call round 2
Drugs and Hookers
Suicide line Prank call
Midget Michael Jackson Dancing
BRAZIL
BERLIN ,PRAGUE,BUDAPEST,MOSCOW, (THE RAPPERS BE SPITTIN SOMETHING VICIOUS)
MIAMI
CABRINI GREENS, CHICAGO ILLINOIS
NEWPORT NEWS, VIRGINIA
MTV Presents....Dirty Cribs
HOOKER PRANK CALL....
( do you take EBT?)
Hooker Prank call round 2
Drugs and Hookers
Suicide line Prank call
Midget Michael Jackson Dancing
Friday, July 10, 2009
OAKLAND CA, The economical vacation destination of 2009!!!
WELCOME TO OAKLAND CALIFORNIA....
when the funds are low...and you cant afford to go...where you wanna gooooo
theeeeeres alwaaaays Oakland....
When your broke and feeling down...but you wanna get out of town
theeeeeeeeres alwaaaaaaaays Oakland
SCRAPIN WIT A BEEZY ON THIZZ IN THA BAY
SCRAPER BIKE
THE AZN HOMIES GET HYPHY TOO
GHOSTRIDE THE WHIP?
GHOSTRIDING GRANNIE
On to Berkeley, How the B-town ballers spit that game...
Saul "Tre" Cohen explain more on the history of his block and his "dope spot"
More from "Tre"
when the funds are low...and you cant afford to go...where you wanna gooooo
theeeeeres alwaaaays Oakland....
When your broke and feeling down...but you wanna get out of town
theeeeeeeeres alwaaaaaaaays Oakland
SCRAPIN WIT A BEEZY ON THIZZ IN THA BAY
SCRAPER BIKE
THE AZN HOMIES GET HYPHY TOO
GHOSTRIDE THE WHIP?
GHOSTRIDING GRANNIE
On to Berkeley, How the B-town ballers spit that game...
Saul "Tre" Cohen explain more on the history of his block and his "dope spot"
More from "Tre"
Thursday, July 9, 2009
CONSPIRACY THEORIES IN AMERICA....
been sicc in bed for about a week, this god damn flu aint no joke...
Lately i've been seeing and hearing a bunch of conspiracy theories about random things, such as Bigfoot, The government, end of the world...etc..
Thought I'd share a few, some are funny, some are just stupid, and other really do make you scratch your head and say "WHAT IF?"
I think I gopt my cold at GNC,who was secretly working with walgreens, they saw me buying vitamins (which they fill with placebos), infected me with the flu so then i'd have to go to Walgreen for their drugs...its all a set up.
lol
any other theories,thoughts and comments can be sent to
Mustynutz@mustyworld.com
Lets start with the 9-11 $20 bill trick, old..I know....but some havent seen it
9/11 was done with bombs...
Are Tornadoes created or natural? This documentary proves that tornadoes are created by the government
lol Gotta throw some Swine Flu in there
this kids pretty creative for this, and Autotune is the death of music...
(blame it on the mexicans lol)
OBAMA CONSPIRACY
END OF THE WORLD?
NEW WORLD ORDER?
WAS BIGFOOT HALF ASIAN?
YOU BE THE JUDGE...THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE....
Lately i've been seeing and hearing a bunch of conspiracy theories about random things, such as Bigfoot, The government, end of the world...etc..
Thought I'd share a few, some are funny, some are just stupid, and other really do make you scratch your head and say "WHAT IF?"
I think I gopt my cold at GNC,who was secretly working with walgreens, they saw me buying vitamins (which they fill with placebos), infected me with the flu so then i'd have to go to Walgreen for their drugs...its all a set up.
lol
any other theories,thoughts and comments can be sent to
Mustynutz@mustyworld.com
Lets start with the 9-11 $20 bill trick, old..I know....but some havent seen it
9/11 was done with bombs...
Are Tornadoes created or natural? This documentary proves that tornadoes are created by the government
lol Gotta throw some Swine Flu in there
this kids pretty creative for this, and Autotune is the death of music...
(blame it on the mexicans lol)
OBAMA CONSPIRACY
END OF THE WORLD?
NEW WORLD ORDER?
WAS BIGFOOT HALF ASIAN?
YOU BE THE JUDGE...THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE....
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